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Thursday, March 7, 2013
Eau de Pizza Hut
Why content yourself to be what you eat when you can SMELL like what you eat simply by applying Eau de Pizza Hut. Ooo-la-la. I don't know about you, but in my book there's nothing sexier than a slab of bread covered in greasy cheese and pepperoni. Just thinking about it makes me all hot and bothered.
“Eau de Pizza Hut is one of the most sought-after and rarest of scents available," said Kurt Kane, CMO of Pizza Hut in a press release emailed to HuffPost Food.
Rarest of scents, indeed. Brings new meaning to the words haute 'za. In fact, it may be too late to get a bottle the old fashioned way (by tweeting @PizzaHut using the hashtag #LastMinuteLovers). I plan to write Kurt Kane, CMO of Pizza Hut, directly to ask for a case or two. How can he say no?