Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Penis Slug!

OMG, bitches. Every now and then nature steps up to confirm what I've always known: it's all about the penis. Sea slugs know this, that's why they're all hermaphrodites. Wanna know how a hermaphroditic sea slug has sex? I thought so:

Bernard Picton, curator of marine invertebrates at the National Museums Northern Ireland, explained: "The genital apparatus is on the right hand side of the body. So two nudibranchs come together and one faces one way and one faces the other way, with the right hand side of their bodies touching.

"The penis from one fits into the female opening of the other one, and the penis from that one fits into the female opening of the first one, if you see what I mean.

I call it the sea slug 69. Thank you Bernard Picton! And thank you Rebecca Morelle, who reported this in her piece for BBC news.

I know. Some of you are thinking, sea-slug sex? That's so yesterday. And it is. Because today? Today we know that these little fuckers shed their dicks. You know, like fur or snake skin. They enjoy wild hermaphrodite slug sex for anywhere between a 'few seconds' and a 'few minutes' 

after which the creatures would push away and shed their penises, leaving them on the floor of the tank.

Who knew? It gets even better. Evidently, these hermaphrodite sea slugs have a roll of penis inside them, like scotch tape. Tear off a strip, then simply pull more from the supply. Plus, their penis tape has SPINES. I'm so getting a pair as pets.

You must read more. Go here: Sea slug's 'disposable penis' surprises

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