Only, I haven't made millions. I simply get millions of letters from random people who like to tell me about their hernias. Tell me, interwebs, is that normal? I also get notes from people who think I have too much time on my hands, and to them I say, I have three kids, I'm too fucking busy to give you the time of day. And this seems to bother them, not getting a personal response, especially some bitch who will remain nameless. This one bitch has written me SIX times to tell me what a loser I am. The last time she wrote, she sent me this link to interview questions:
She told me I should study up if I ever wanted to make something of myself. So, I'm posting the link here, in case you are looking to do something like that. If I weren't so busy, I might even read it myself.