Anyway. I found this handy list of hangover cures, and all I can say is thank god it's a LIST and not a single cure, because there's no way I'm going to eat asparagus (#1) or cactus (#4). However, bacon (#5) works for me!
Bacon apparently contains amino acids that help heal your alcohol-depleted brain.
If it says so on Buzzfeed, it must be true. See the whole list here: 8 Things That Really Stop Hangovers