Would you rather wait for the apocalypse (which came and went so fast I didn't even notice), or do something amazing, like build your own ark? I thought so. Meet Lu Zhenghai:
A man from Urumqi, Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region, afraid that his home would be submerged in a doomsday flood in 2012, has poured his life savings of 1 million yuan ($160,500) into building what he hopes will be his own indestructible ark... The vessel, designed by Lu himself, is 21.2 meters long, 15.5 meters wide and 5.6 meters high.
21.2 meters? That's, like, the size of the honeymoon suite where Mr. Urban Daddy and I lost our virginity. Ha! Right.
Anyways. Read more here.