Thursday, December 27, 2012

OMG. I'm a PISS head.

Holy shit, bitches. All my life I've been calling people shit heads, and now I learn in Nature Magazine that neurons can be made from human urine:

Some of the waste that humans flush away every day could become a powerful source of brain cells to study disease, and may even one day be used in therapies for neurodegenerative diseases. Scientists have found a relatively straightforward way to persuade the cells discarded in human urine to turn into valuable neurons.

Next thing you know, those scientist bitches will be making brain tissues out of turds, and I'll have to come up with a new kind of insult. I'm too upset to read the whole story: Brain cells made from urine.

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