Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Bigfoot Dirigible!

If you're like me, you lie awake thinking about Bigfoot. What other creature is as mysterious and utterly unattainable?  Before you say Santa, let me just say that all you have to do to sleep with that dude is show up at the mall in December in a short skirt and heels.

Okay. My theory? Bigfoot is hiding something--some kind of inadequacy--which is why he's so elusive. What? Well, I'll leave that to your imagination. Suffice it to say, I'd like to confirm my theory, which is why I was thrilled to come across this genius story: Idaho scientist seeks to launch aerial Bigfoot search with blimp

An Idaho scientist shrugging off skeptical fellow scholars in his quest for evidence of Bigfoot has turned his sights skyward, with plans to float a blimp over the U.S. mountain West in search of the mythic, ape-like creature.

How cool is that? I want to be a passenger on that dirigible. I want to be there when contact is made, or at least be at the remote control. 

The blimp-based search - dubbed the Falcon Project - was the brainchild of William Barnes, a Utah man who said he encountered Bigfoot in 1997 in Northern California.

Rest assured, I'll be following the Falcon Project in the news. Or maybe, if we're very lucky, there will be a weekly TV series about it. If you want to help out, the Falcon Project facebook page has more information about donations. 

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