I know I lose sleep thinking about farting and burping cows. That shit's TOXIC, which is why I was so thrilled to stumble on this story: Wireless network of cows to keep burps under control
Basically, some dudes in Australia decided to put a "gas-sniffing submarine" into a bunch of cow stomachs:
By dropping electronic devices into the stomachs of cows and networking them together, researchers hope to reduce the climate-warming farts and burps they produce.
No way, right? I want one of those for Mr. Urban Daddy, so I can get some solid belch data on him.