Giving a whole new meaning to "pregnancy brain," a new study shows that male DNA—likely left over from pregnancy with a male fetus—can persist in a woman's brain throughout her life.
It's like there's some kind of alien-life-form party. IN MY BRAIN. And these scientists are trying to make this out like it's a good thing. They're like, yo! Bitches with random boy DNA in their brains are less likely to get Alzheimer's disease.
It's like there's some kind of alien-life-form party. IN MY BRAIN. And these scientists are trying to make this out like it's a good thing. They're like, yo! Bitches with random boy DNA in their brains are less likely to get Alzheimer's disease.
Are your kidding me? Bitches with random boy DNA bouncing around in their skulls clearly have WAY bigger problems. Like, the other day? I went to the laundry mat and all the driers smelled like urine, and this crazy lady starts yelling AT ME because I'm just throwing my kids' dirty clothes in the drier. Like I made all the driers reek of pee pee. Like I'm not washing my kids' clothes before I dry them. And I was like, no way, bitch. No way I'd ever do that. And then I realize, holy shit. I did just that.
It's all that boy DNA. Thank GOD I stopped after three.
OMG....ROFL!!!!
ReplyDeleteReason number 3,542,458 I am not bearing children...ever!
ROFLMAO!!!!