Care Beers!

It's almost time for Urban Mommy's most favoritest event out here in SF: Care Beers! Haven't heard of it? Get a life.

All the beer you can drink, while your kids watch care bear movies as long as they can prop their eyes open.

Be there, or be sober.

When: January 21, 2011
Time: 4:30- The Last Care Bear Passes Out
Where: Verdi Club, 2424 Mariposa St, SF

My boy genius

My kindergardener just got his third report card, and it was all 0 and 1. If you don't know what that means, it totally sucks. I talked to him about it and he was like, "whatever, mommy." He thinks school is  boring. I always thought it was  cuz he hasn't pubed and doesn't fantacize about having sex with the girl next to him. That girls totally cute. I keep telling him he should at least talk to her now while he has a chance.

But check it!

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/attention-training/201007/gifted-children-nurturing-genius-part-one

I sent the link to his teacher. Take that, bitch.